The topic of marriage is highly opined but never overemphasised because it is a lifetime commitment.
Marriage is a beautiful thing and there is a lot to know that you probably didn’t before now.
That is why today we are sharing with you, 30 hilarious tweets about what relationship and married life look like once the honeymoon is over:
If you can't stand being pissed off 24/7, don't #marry. I'm the "pissee" so works just fine. #marriagetips
— Kwadwo Ofori-Mensah (@thisiskwadwo) April 4, 2019
Marriage Tip: Every trip has a destination. Your marriage should be going somewhere. Where are you going? Are both of you headed to the same place?#MarriageTips
— Mike Glenn (@mikeglenn) April 4, 2019
Just listed my wife as my emergency contact and added the note “please text, she doesn’t answer calls.”
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) May 15, 2018
Marriage is about Love, sacrifice and compromise! If you love them, then show them sometimes.#Godhonorsmarriage
— MelodySaunders (@melodyrs30) December 18, 2014
Some of the strongest relationships aren’t the ones you see posting every dinner, vacation, elaborate gifts, etc. online. It’s the one who rarely post because they are too busy enjoying their relationship #takenote #relationshipadvice
— Alexis (@alexisforteza_) April 5, 2019
A relationship is like a full time job. The only difference is you don’t get any off days or vacation days, and you’re always on the clock. There is no clocking out. #SaturdayThoughts #Saturday #RelationshipAdvice #relationships
— Aisha Buford-Morrison (@theauthoraisha) April 6, 2019
It's really dumb to have an argument with your spouse and then break up. If that person can't move forward from the insecurities, he or she is not ready #relationshipadvice
— Karl Sakura (@AznPanda30) April 6, 2019
Sometimes marriage is about love and compromise other times it's about letting the garbage get so full and seeing who will cave first.
— Geneviève Lyons (@genevievelyons) March 9, 2016
To all my married men continue to date your wife and make her happy #marriageadvice #relationshipgoals #BlackLove
— Eboni Branch (@wifeyofbranch) April 13, 2019
A woman (and I can’t stress this enough) becomes a reflection of how you treat her. If you don’t like how she acting then look at how you been treating her.
— abygail (@aby_saieva) March 25, 2019
#marriage is more about the hundreds of little commitments made every day than the single big vow on the wedding day.
— Lisa Arends (@stilllearning2b) April 6, 2019
You know it’s in trouble when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing in front of you. #love
— Paula White-Cain (@Paula_White) April 13, 2019
A key measure of any healthy marriage is being a safe place for each other. Be a safe place for your spouse to cry, to laugh, to share, to process, to learn, to make mistakes, to win, to lose, to confess, to pray and to grow. Be the safest place in the world for your spouse.
— Dave Willis (@davewillis) April 6, 2019
My mother Ruth Bell Graham said, “A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers”—that is so true. 2/2
— Franklin Graham (@Franklin_Graham) March 29, 2018
If u forgive him once for cheating, that's innocence, twice that's complacency, thrice that's bloody stupidity. Let him hit the road and sue him for all he has got…#marriageadvice
— CheekyDiva (@mmatlhame) April 4, 2019
In a marital relationship
Sexual prowess will secure your position for a while
Mental power will secure your position for a longer while
Who you really are and have become will secure your position for a lifetime.#marriageadvice #CoachAdetutu
— Coach Adetutu (@coachadetutu) April 2, 2019
Don’t let silly things steal your HAPPINESS!!
— Real Talk Kim (@RealTalkKim) March 28, 2019
Their not in love if the thought of hurting you doesn’t keep them from acting on the urges to hurt .
— Toni Harris ✨ (@ToniHarris) April 14, 2019
Remember, it’s not love that’s hurt you, but someone who does not know how to express love that hurt you. Just because someone didn’t mean it, doesn’t mean someone won’t mean it. You are not damaged goods. You’re too good to be damaged. #selflove
— Brandon (@BranLeeBen) April 11, 2019
The more you try to control your wife, the more you will push her away from you and the less love there will be left between you two. Give up control and allow the one you love to just be. #Marriage #Advice
— Fazil Aslam ℹ (@nikahlife) March 21, 2019
Marriage is partnership. No hierarchy. Equals w/ different roles. Each role beautiful. Men, stop treating women as inferior in marriage. Women, stop pandering to the forced inferiority & trying to be men. You're beautiful & your role is beautiful. Own it! #marriage #christianity
— Unbound & Wild ~ Ashley (@unboundandwild) April 10, 2019
Encouragement is one of the greatest gifts we give to our mates – it can be an absolute day-changer!#marriage #encouragement
— Shel Harrington (@shel_harrington) April 13, 2019
Don’t confuse maintaining your relationship with real communication and intimacy in marriage. Don’t let the only ten minutes you talk be about maintenance things, and to do things. Take time to tell your spouse, "I truly love you."
— Pastor Matthew Hagee (@PastorMattHagee) April 8, 2019
If you are actively pursuing pornography … you are not honoring your marriage. Pornography falsely teaches you …
1) Sex is about an object, not about intimacy.
2) Your spouse's body is not good enough.
3) Your spouse’s sexual actions are not good enough for you.#Marriage
— Trey & Lea's Stronger Marriage Workshops (@StrongMarriage5) April 12, 2019
Learning to sincerely apologize and forgive is crucial for a happy marriage. In a healthy relationship, you choose to be happy rather than right. #Marriage #Advice
— Fazil Aslam ℹ (@nikahlife) April 13, 2019
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The #married couples who make it aren't the ones who never had a reason to get a #divorce; they're simply the ones who decided that their commitment to each other was always more important than their flaws and differences. #Marriage#MarriageTip#MarriageGoals
— Trey & Lea's Stronger Marriage Workshops (@StrongMarriage5) March 7, 2019
Marriage: It’s not the love that sustains the promise, it’s the promise that sustains the love.#Marriage #Love #CelebratingMarriage
— Eddie Zdanio (@eddiezdanio) April 1, 2019
Healthy #marriage Tip: Never take for granted the one who sleeps by your side at night. Remember the gift they are to you, no matter the difficulty you may be facing.
— Laures Romance (@Lauresromance) April 11, 2019
If you want a healthy family, focus on your marriage. A healthy marriage will go a long way in creating a healthy family. #marriage #family
— Healthy Marriage, Healthy Family (@HealthyMarFam) March 25, 2019
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